The pastor and the choir director were having a feud:
On Sunday the pastor preached on Commitment and how we should dedicate ourselves to service.
The choir director led in "I Shall Not Be Moved".
The next Sunday he preached on Giving and how we should gladly give to the Lord.
The choir director led in "Jesus Paid It All".
The next Sunday, he preached on Gossip and how we shoudl watch our tongues.
The choir director led in I Love to Tell the Story
The preacher became so disgusted that he told the congregation he was thinking of resigning.
The choir director led in "Oh, Why Not Tonight?".
The preacher resigned the next week and told the church Jesus had led him there and Jesus was taking him away.
The choir director led in "What a Friend We Have in Jesus".